I mean, seriously???

Sometimes you have to ask yourself - why? I try every day to wake up with the best attitude possible. To have good, productive thoughts and hope things go as planned...and then you have not one, not two, but a gagillion things go wrong and it becomes "ONE OF THOSE DAYS!"

Small sample:

• Issue with client's credit card this morning. Chance vacation package rate could change if I don't get in touch with him soon. This is a nice size booking. I can't afford to lose it.

• I had to pull shit from my (elderly) dog's ass this morning. Picture it if you will. Small 10 pound terrier. Very, very cute and innocent looking. A, shall I say, slightly larger than a 10lb Italian with rubber gloves on wishing she had a clothes pin on nose, washing dog's ass and literally de-plugging him. Not fun getting old, I know. I am glad I have the patience to deal with this. I felt bad for him, and, well, dear I say for myself too. Yah! :-/

• Anticipating a seminar with Ghost Hunter's Jay & Grant tonight at Salve Regina University in Newport, RI only to find out it isn't open to the public. Students only. I can't even tell you how excited I was about seeing them. This hurt more than de-plugging a small, 14 year old silky terrier's ass. Seriously.

• I have 3 healthy cats and within the last 5 minutes all have shit in the litter box. Desperately looking for that friggin clothes pin.

I seriously think it is time for something waaaaaaaaaaay good to happen.

What do you think? :(

And breath.