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WHAT SICK TOOTH FAIRY BASTARD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A HOOT, YES, THAT'S RIGHT, FUCKIN HOOT, TO HAVE TWO WISDOM TEETH PERTRUDE THROUGH MY 32 YEAR OLD GUMS? WTF? COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN TORTURED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 17-22??? I THOUGHT I DODGED THIS ONE. BUT NO, LIKE A SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE BRAIN or AN ICE PICK TO THE TEMPLE I HAVE BEEN BITCH SLAPPED WITH SOME FRIGGIN WISDOM.
GEE, THANKS.
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See, I knew I was screwed when I broke that dresser mirror....and that handheld mirror....and my car mirror.
Death to the tooth fairy.
Okay, not really, but I am bitter.
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